Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 10, 2024

Just give the waiter a thumbs up. Oh, wait. Never mind.

nod your head!

This gonna adversely affects is tips.

I think most dentists must have started out as waiters.

Looks tasty.

You have some pork in your teeth! No… the other side! … there, you got it.

Down the hatch!

Cheese with that? Or, pepper?

I blinkety blinkety hate that …!

( nom, nom, nomity, nom )

if I am able to talk to the server after the food has hit the table, I am not overly happy with it. If I am up to my armpits in BBQ sauce, there will be no verbal response.

Or the question comes before you’ve had a chance to take a bite.

I tried it, anaconda liked it.

I think that’s a piggy putting on his snake-skin outfit.

Same with the “What do you think of our website?” within seconds of arriving on the site.

Hisss … ssss!

Must be slytherin, more of a Gryffindor myself or Hufflepuff ! ;-)

used to work in a pet shop… I liked the snakes, and always got a kick outta feeding day… (I hate mice, btw… lol!)

gauche waiter