Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 27, 2024

Nope. Can’t think of a thing. So I guess you can’t do it.

(Great gag, Dave. I really love this.)

Today I’m really glad I was dressed while reading this.

You’re just a prisoner of your own device and you need to drop out of the rat race.

You need to move forward rapidly to break the forth wall.

Tiny little mouse mallet.

Left, right, left.

Forget the cheese, just exit!

This is a job for the Kool-Aid Man!

Difficult to do if you’re just another brick in it.

go fourth…

Jump.

Seems like you’ve already been there, done rat

He needs to use a Drone.

You talkin to me ???

Dude, take a seat, meditate for a few minutes, and ponder on what you just said. Seek transcendence in your meditation. Soon, you will find yourself transported to whatever comic space you desire.

He’d like to score some cheese.

Under or over.. the only way.

Find a wheel, [that] goes round, round, round …!

( perry como-tose )

I never thought about this but why don’t mice or rats just climb up the walls and walk over the top of the mazes? Based on my experience with mice in the house, they seem to be able to walk straight up a wall.

Amazing!

All you have to do is push! These mazes are made of cardbaord.

Yes, Google Marcel Houdini Marceau.

One suggestion: run for U.S. President" then you can claim Presidential Immunity and be freed at once!

He’s in luck! Ralph is just the expert he needs.

Ha! I see what you did there!

You just Did ;-)

Have a strange interlude.

jump

George Burns and Garry Shandling would be good ones to ask if they were still around.

chew and gnaw through

I dont know… In spite of my rage,I am still just an rat in an cage

It looks to me like you already did.

“Break on through to the other side!” — The Doors