Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for April 29, 2021

It works. Bread’s good for that, too.

He’s misunderstood, but he is a very clever man.

I eat my peas with honey / I’ve done it all my life. / It makes my peas taste funny / But it keeps them on my knife.

That’s what my dad said the piece of bread was for. He always had a piece of buttered bread on his plate.

That’s what biscuits are for.

How about life skill how to avoid eating any peas.

Knives work for that too, but that would entail setting the table with them.

The Goopsby Gillette Burgess

The Goops they lick their fingers and the Goops they lick their knives: They spill their broth on the tablecloth. Oh, they lead disgusting lives! The Goops they talk while eating, and loud and fast they chew; and that is why I’m glad that I am not a Goop, are you?

Finish your peas before all the other food that you can push them up against, to get them on your fork ,are gone.

Just for today..corny adventures.

Bank them up against your mashed potatoes. Loose peas go back in the pot when no one’s looking. Life skill.

I want you to eat every carrot and pea on your plate…(old joke)

All he is saying is give peas a chance.

Some things are better taught by Dad…..

I just mash them with the fork or mix them into the mashed potatoes. Problem solved!

Use a SPOON!

I put them in when I make oatmeal. You know, peas porridge.

Peas need smashed potatoes. Just mix them together and no problem!!!

As a song my Mom sang when I was kid says: “Always mix your peas with your potatoes/That makes eating with your knife a cinch”.

Peas are nasty. I always just rolled them into the garbage can.

How about teaching the life skill of sorting out undesirable vegetables (like peas, carrots, and celery) that someone (must have mistakenly) mixed in with some other foods.

Just make a pile of them and lick the plate.

For Daniel’s sake, use a food-grade PRONGER is you can’t find a tuning fork!!!!