Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for August 31, 2022

Sounds good to me

You need a bigger plate dude.

Mt. Delicious

That volcano will erupt later, long after you’ve eaten it.

See Edge City.

Popcorn Chicken Bowl, yum!

I’d rather die with chicken and mashed potatoes in my belly than tofu and cauliflower.

The scary thing is, KFC offers this meal in a tub.

Downsize to the KFC bowl.

Oh John Pinette would have taken up that challenge and probably won. If you offered John Pinette a salad he wanted Hagen Das on the salad. When melted it looks like ranch dressing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgc9lqLAtf0

Reminds me of a Horseshoe sandwich. If you ever lived around Springfield Illinois you probably know what I’m talking about.

No waffle?

Patton Oswalt called it the “Failure Pile in a Sadness Bowl.”

“The Famous Bowl hit my mouth like warm soda, slouched down my throat, and splayed itself across my stomach like a sun-stroked wino. It was that precise combination of things, and so many other sensations that did not go together. At all.

The gravy, which I remembered as being tangy and delicious in my youth, tasted like the idea of blandness, but burned and then salted to cover the horrid taste. The mashed potatoes defiantly stood their ground against the gravy, as if they’d read The Artist’s Way and said, “I’m going to be boring and forgetful in my own potato-y way!” The corn tasted like it had been dunked in fake-corn-flavored ointment, and the popcorn chicken, breaded to the point of parody, was like chewing a cotton sleeve that someone had used to wipe chicken grease off their chin.“

And Cherry Pie on top…

Pretty sure that is how my meals came when I was still in a high chair…

Sounds perfect to me…

I guess I am the only one here who thinks that sounds totally disgusting and a heart attack on a plate. Or trough.

Pretty talented to keep all that on his plate.

Begin Close Encounters theme.

Just the thought of Richard Dreyfus shoveling dirt into the House through the window has me LOL

You define “better” your way, I’ll define it my own way. And it doesn’t get any better than THIS!