Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 11, 2023

The perfect squelch. Anyone else remember that feature in the Reader’s Digest? Does it still exist?

Didn’t take you long to run off the first one. Can always try again on the next one.

If she’s that easy to change from a regular to a former, then she was never a regular to begin with.

Obviously he is not tall. Reminds me of the old joke:

Girlfriend 1: I want you to meet someone I think is perfect for you. He wass a Rhodes Scholar, has his own multi-million dollar business after creating an invention that has improved modern medicine, does Iron Man competitions and started a foundation for underprivileged youth.

Girlfriend #2: Is he tall?

Reminds me of a joke by (I think) James P. Connolly. I know what women want. They want security in their lives. I know this because every time I approach a woman at a bar she yells, “SECURITY!”.

I still button my shirt from the 2nd button on down.

Ta ain’t no gumball machine prize yourself, girl.

“Yes, my shirt is made from boyfriend material.”

I’m out of here, buddy.

With a lame opening line like that, what did you expect. What was your next line going to be,“What’s your sign”.

is his name Fusco?