Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for June 17, 2013
June 13, 2013
June 20, 2013
Transcript:
father's day fun page hey dad! time to mow the lawn but first try to find these lost items - a soccer shoe, a trowel, a badmin-ton racket, some kind of barbie doll thing, a hula hoop, the tv remote, that electric drill chuck key you've been looking for, your sense of purpose, your self-confidence, just one minute of peace & quiet, any feeling of forward momentum in life at all, i don't know.... is there any beer? do not write in this space place beer here it's your father's day fun page beer coaster! kid's korner son: hey dad, where's your head? dad: i don't know. ask your mother. by billy, age 10 1/2, camp springs md
What, no dog toys?
A year after our yellow Lab died, we were still finding in our backyard tennis balls, vinyl bones, and the socks she stole out of the laundry. The discoveries always made me sad.