Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for June 20, 2013
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Transcript:
vestibule havarti 1-95 to baltimore curtainrod dental floss impetigo grocery store conveyor belt purchase divider big mick june skywatch man: ooh! the june sky is crammed with easily visible objects & constellations, including havarti the artisanal cheese & big mickey the copyright violation. man: star light star bright, first star i see toni- what th- west east and, of course, the 21st is the summer solstice, the year's shortest night. on the 28th the starry firmament will fill with auspicious signs & portents: comets, meteors, wheels of fire, knotwork rainbows, kabbalistic symbols writ in lightning, stock quotations formed in the cold discharge of the aurora borealis, rain of frogs, etc. but nbc-4 weatherman bob ryan predicts rain. sorry!
Lucky for me I live in Canada where Bob Ryan is not a factor! All auspicious signs and portents will be visible here.