Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for November 08, 2015
Transcript:
next time you visit washington, d.c. be sure you stop in at the dillinger wing of the smithsonian institution dillinger wing splendors of ypsilanti bring the kid(s)! see the hall of presidential things! lincoln's doctor's dog calvin coolidge franklin d. roosevelt's skate key wm h. taft's pants i'm extinct because of you. the last one try our interactive hall of guilt! camera: click please use flash don't miss the hall of items unclaimed by other museums! king kong's spleen usa the hall of disputed objects alwasy has something new! camera: click kidnapped lawn gnomes of the u.s. the dillinger wing america's kitchen drawer objects removed for study
That should be Lincoln’s doctor’s SON’s dog.