Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for June 29, 2018
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richard's poor almanac literary calendar by mr. richard thompson 19 monday 7 p.m. author/liar stephen glass ("the fabulist") discusses his work and de-scribes how he won the nobel prize for literature, decipher-ed the human genome & created spongebob squarepants. recep-tion to follow. remainders books. 20 tuesday the american idol finale is on. stay home & watch tv. and tomorrow. 22 wednesday 7 p.m. all democratic presiden-tial candidates sign their bloated, unnec-essary biographies. pushing & shoving to follow. politics 'n' stuff. 23 thursday 7 p.m. edna weebles, author of "lardass nation: americans are food pyramids," discusses it with her mouthfull. wideaisle books. 24 friday 7 p.m. errol flemm reads & gestures from his graphic novel "spazzoid wars: giant mangaloid robots explode things." heavy breathing to follow. holy jeepers comic shop. 7:30 p.m. pulp this book writer's work-shop explores tech-niques for turning poorly-selling books into those crappy cardboard drink trays they hand you at mcdonald's. creative crisis to follow. silage books.
Sisyphos over 6 years ago
Never stay home to watch TV. Always find some hopelessly artsy-fartsy book palaver to attend instead, ’cause you’ll get a free glass of cheap white wine (only one) and lots of tiny cheese squares and crackers. And you’ll feel so good about yourself!