Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 04, 2019
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-advertisement- 5 cd set planning a long car trip with the kids? you'll need- bee in the car the bee in the car goes buzz buzz buzz songs of travel for children over 300 sing-along songs, including- are we there yet? the pinching song whining across the u.s.a. on the road again (chipmunks remix) the skipppingpingpingping cd larry the toll booth guy the back of daddy's head (is big & fat & red) how much farther now? my li'l bladder (goes kablam!) one more peep a million cows live in ohio (the counting song) the bee in the car 4'33" (the john cage song) are we there yet? (reprise) 5 cd's only $2995 send cash only to: mr. richard rhompson richard's poor almanac c/o this publisher hurry! this offer expires right now! toll toll guy: what? kid: larry the toll booth guy ate too much pizza pie, he gained so much weight that he's blocking the gate and nobody can get by!
Any song written by Richard would be hilarious. I’d buy…