Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 04, 2019
January 03, 2019
January 07, 2019
Transcript:
-advertisement- 5 cd set planning a long car trip with the kids? you'll need- bee in the car the bee in the car goes buzz buzz buzz songs of travel for children over 300 sing-along songs, including- are we there yet? the pinching song whining across the u.s.a. on the road again (chipmunks remix) the skipppingpingpingping cd larry the toll booth guy the back of daddy's head (is big & fat & red) how much farther now? my li'l bladder (goes kablam!) one more peep a million cows live in ohio (the counting song) the bee in the car 4'33" (the john cage song) are we there yet? (reprise) 5 cd's only $2995 send cash only to: mr. richard rhompson richard's poor almanac c/o this publisher hurry! this offer expires right now! toll toll guy: what? kid: larry the toll booth guy ate too much pizza pie, he gained so much weight that he's blocking the gate and nobody can get by!
well-i-never over 5 years ago
To the tune of “I went to the animal fair.” Now I’ve got a song for the day.
Wlly Blly over 5 years ago
Could only have been done by someone who’s been there.
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
The … horror …
Nicki's ZoMcYo over 5 years ago
I laughed so hard. This is why we have never played kid songs in the car.
Teto85 Premium Member over 5 years ago
My favorite road trip song is “Dead Skunk” By Loudon Wainwright III
6turtle9 over 5 years ago
If I could get the kids to sing the John Cage song, I’d put that on repeat the whole way.
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
Noooo!
I hate road trips! I hate kids! I hate singing kids most of all! (even without beestings)….
beady.el over 5 years ago
Any song written by Richard would be hilarious. I’d buy…