Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 07, 2019
January 04, 2019
January 08, 2019
Transcript:
fair warning - a county fair is opening near you. be alert! best entertainment - genetically modified corn races, frederick county. depend aarp geritol polident winnebago worst handicraft - corporate sponsored quiltmaking, anne arundel county. guy: hey! worst entertainment - squinto the wan-dering astigmatic stiltwalker & his flaming yo-yos, montgomery county. most overflowing trashcan into which you can still wedge just one more paper cup - fauquier county. kid 1: put it in gear! kid 2: huh? worst competion - junior division tractor push, prince george's county. he's on his break he's got a temper prod the carny 3 prods $1 - worst midway game of skill - prod the carny, arlington county.
Teto85 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Damnit Richard, you owe me a new keyboard!!! (Yes, I know he’s passed on)
k8zhd almost 6 years ago
Dang, the county fair where I grew up never had Squinto. I feel deprived now…
Chris Sherlock almost 6 years ago
I can well imagine all of these taking place at a county fair.
Sisyphos almost 6 years ago
Squinto and Prod the Carny do it for me!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 6 years ago
Give me more creative genetic engineered races.