Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for March 25, 2020
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special exclusive thanksgiving day parade preview all-in-one float. salutes peace, plenty, blessings of liberty, dalai lama & george gershwin. shriners road rage review interminable marching band that isn't playing anything yet. faulty rugrats balloon deflates & must be pushed bodily down parade route. arrival of santa.
Armed elves guard the Big Guy! Don’t try to get too close, kiddies!