Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for March 24, 2020
March 23, 2020
March 25, 2020
Transcript:
restaurant closings the following establishments have been ordered closed for health code violations. ouspenskaya gallery - operating without a liquor license. current show of paintings derivative & sterile. hey, modernism's over! taco outlet try our chimtac-aburri-cherno-bogito! taco outlet - menu of over 2000 items confusing & gratuitous, consid-ering there are only 5 ingredients. bladderwort's brewpub cafe - featured beer, old bladderwort's extra chunky barium ale, still untested on humans. chat 'n' chew 'n' pay 'n' leave chat 'n' chew 'n' pay 'n' leave - whole place smelled like old people.
Eww! Old People smell! Can’t stand it (even though I am one—an Old People).
Truth in taco citation!
Modernism isn’t over until The New Criterion says so….