Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for February 10, 2021
February 09, 2021
February 11, 2021
Transcript:
restaurant closings the following establishments have been closed for health code violations. spirokete's aegean taverna spirokete's aegean taverna sous-chef unmasked as norwegian. jimmy bollus' famous beeferie on capital hill jimmy bollus' capital hill beeferie autographed photos of politicians found to be forgeries. surrounding soil showed toxic levels of cholesterol. cheddar's no parking charlie cheddar's food 'n' funeteria giant rodent contamination. no adults on premises. eurodonut eurodonut marmite found in jelly donuts. p.j. piehole's family place p.j. piehole's family place happy-slogan buttons found in relish. crayon selection inadequate. moe's dogs moe's dog wagon hot-dog water dates from 1986.
Every P.J. Piehole’s franchise folds up into a suitcase, like a three-card Monte table. Shut it down on one street corner, it just packs up and reopens on the next block.