Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for May 29, 2021

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Richard's Poor Almanac 2005 Guide to Christmas Trees By Richard Thompson Masonic Lodgepole Pine - Just like the pyramid on the dollar bill! Except it's a tree. Roadside Fir - Found near highways with strong crosswinds. Comes with handy rope. Inverted Spruce - Upside down trees are tres chic this year and - A look! It's Tai Shan, everybody's favorite adorable rented panda cub! In a Santa hat! Where's the tree? It fell down. I didn't hear anything. Exactly. What? Ha ha! Isn't he something? There he goes! What were we talking about? Oh yeah, trees. Koanifer - great for those who like to play Zen mind games with their kids.