Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for June 12, 2021

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24 Christmas Eve Kids, this year instead of cookies we are leaving Santa a big bowl of venison chili! Yay! 25 Christmas Day Mmm, what's in this stuff? 26 A Nutcracker Kwanzaa Carol Hey Johnny Cochran the mouse King stole my umoja. I'll get your umoja back, tiny Tim! 27 Post-Christmas Sweater Flashback, Clinic Tiny angular reindeer- they're everywhere. Have some chili. 31 Post Millennium Apocalyptic Cult Expo. Sign up for cult of your choice! In event of an apocalypse, this may be move to the next millennium. Cargo pants cult Big Bang cult Little whimper cult January 1 New Year's Day commence misstating checks. Whoops! Oh dear! Not again! Bad old me! Ah