Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for June 13, 2021
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Transcript:
The Story of Christmas In this one, Scrooge the Grinch & the abominable snowman plot to ruin Christmas for everyone. With the stolen antiballistic missile plans we can blow that jolly old fool Santa out of the sky! You're a mean one, Mr. Scrooge. But Tiny Tim, Cindy Lou who & Rudolph join forces with Santa to foil the evil doers. There's a big chance Scrooge's ammo dump explodes. Ho ho hold on kids! We're losin' toys! Thwarted, Scrooge, the Grinch & the A. Snowman have a spiritual epiphany that restores their faith in humanity. Barbie? What's this? A teddy bear? I-I never got a teddy bear for Christmas. Only cold. Oh and that necktie. PlayStation 2? So everybody sits down with the Cratchit's for a Merry Christmas feast, marred only slightly when Mrs. Cratchit serves that awful stuffing of hers with too much celery in it. Bleah Ho ho ho I can walk! Look! Look at me! C'mon look
Shut up, Tiny Timmy, and crunch your celery stuffing!