Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 17, 2021

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beyond whistler's mother mom 1: when i tell alberto to clean his room he looks at me like i'm hardly even there. mom 2: if my fernardo acts like that i land on him like a ton of bricks. giacometti's mother & botero's mother mom 3: giuseppe! stop playing with your food! arcimboldo's mother mom 4: get down here this instant, young man! there's formaldehyde all over my nice clean floor. damien hirst's mother mom 5: well, i'm sorry, but that sofa clashes with me. thomas kinkade's mother