Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 24, 2021

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restaurant closing the following establishments have been closed for health code violations. gobsmasker english cuisine scrod & leeks aghy crimp boiled uggins gobsmacker - food preparation surfaces show evidence of contamination by english cuisine. mama medea's family restaurant mama medea's - several questionable items (macaroni & cheese & tacks) listed on children's menu. bump 'n' grind cofee house live nude dancing girls girls girls hot hot hot bump 'n' grind - numerous embarassing injuries caused by combination of hot beverages & lap dancing. le petomaine's firday is big blowout night! all bean chili lepetomaine's - closed for inadequate soundproofing, poor ventilation & broken chairs.