Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 11, 2023
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Transcript:
fair warning - a county fair is opening near you. be alert! see alive the giant homunculus over six feet tall! guess your body fat worst sideshow - prince william co. fair. most desiccated pie - arlington co. fair. tiny irritable sweater dogs worst animal barn - montgomery co. fair. extreme whack-a-mole worst game of skill - anne arundel co. fair. hummel figurines in brine most inexplicable canned good - howard co. fair tony williams's handwriting analysis the future revealed! tony: sign here and here and here. worst booth - d.c. county fair.
“Hummel figurines in brine.” The man was a certified genius. :-)