Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 29, 2009
Transcript:
Rip: Good news: I got us a flight off this iceberg. Destination: tropics. How 'bout it? You want a lift? Cobra: You're a scoundrel sometimes, Haywire. Rip: A scoundrel with a free ticket to someplace warm. Cobra: Well, I do look great in a thong! Meanwhile Guard: They'll never get off that flight. Man: Excellent. I want them to die slow. Not as slow as trans fats, but slow.