Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 30, 2009
Transcript:
Cobra: Nice airplane, Rip. Are the crates the first class seats? Rip: Look they even gave us some complimentary champagne! Cobra: I'll toast to my new career as the best soldier of fortune in town. Unless you want to beg me to stay on with you. That is, after you tell me you love me. Man: Rip, the pilot is dead! Rip: Talk about lousy timing!