Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 22, 2011
Transcript:
Dutch: Sawyer, I don't see the scorpion, Sandy Sands or Dr. Pain anywhere - I'd like to talk to my evil wife before she's hauled off to jail. Sawyer: Who? You need to get checked for senility, old man - the only evil that's being hauled off to jail are Rip Haywire and Cobra Carson. We have evidence that they were on scorpion island to test this weapon and then bring it to big whoop canyon - One of our former agents, now traitor, Mac Cactus planned the whole operation. Dutch: Sweet Francis McFat-lie!