Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 23, 2011
Transcript:
Dutch: Rip, you, Cobra and Mac are being framed for all of this - scorpion planned it perfectly! Your evil mother and the scorpion just up and disappeared! Tag! You're it, boy - I certainly can't blame you if you do some craven scooting! Rip: We'll be fugitives! They'll hunt us down like a bear in New Jersey! Dutch: C'mon kid, you're crafty - I taught you everything I know. Rip: You also ended up in a dank prison on scorpion island. Dutch: I was wondering when you'd lob that grenade into my foxhole.