Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 03, 2011
Transcript:
Rip drops like a sack of ore-idas deep into the flabby belly of the amazon river! Rip: Even my manly lungs are starting to go! It looks like this is it! Chuck: Baloney, kid! Rip: Chuck Norris? Aren't you supposed to be dead in order to speak to me from the beyond!? Chuck: I'm Chuck Norris, kid - do you really think death would dare to come near my round-house kick? Rip: That's an excellent point!
Pharmakeus Ubik about 13 years ago
This is how the cult is perpetuated.
Amazing Grace about 13 years ago
Not Chuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GypsyWoman about 13 years ago
I love the Chuck Norris-isms. Those are fan-tastic.
StoicLion1973 about 13 years ago
Rip’s lungs might do better if he didn’t talk underwater!
Dragoncat about 13 years ago
Rip Haywire’s death… NOT Chuck Norris-Approved!
DorianKTB about 13 years ago
With Chuck Norris giving Rip advice, how can he lose? But would Chuck spank Cobra for her backstabbing behavior? :-)
ProfessorKid about 13 years ago
What does Chuck Norris call Death? A gifted amateur!
Greg Johnston about 13 years ago
Of course Chuck Norris can be there without being dead – the laws of physics have to ask Chuck Norris’ permission first!