Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 05, 2011

Personally, I thought “Top Dog” was kinda Fun. “Sidekicks” circa 1992 with the Norrisnator and the talentless Jonathon Brandis on the Other Hand…..Ughhhh!(HUGPOUNCEZZZ Dorian @ Team Bartilucci HQ and runs SCREAMING from the Forum as Team Norris (Chuck & his son Aaron) Storm Casa di Veridian with Murderous Intent! Have Fun Y’all! :-)

I think McGyver would have been a little more help in this situation….definately a lot less of a chatty Cathy

A lot has been said about Rip’s inability to commit. I say Poppycock! Commit to who? Cobra, who has demonstrated a propensity for (1) backstabbing Rip when the price is right, or (2) being brainwashed faster than Pavlov’s puppy? Let Cobra show sincerity every once in a while and maybe we’ll see the Haywire present the ring.

Less talky, more boomy.

The real Chuck Norris would not help anyone until they were forcibly converted to fundamentalist Christianity and signed Grover Norquist’s pledge.

Veridian, your propensity for cool and crazy action scenarios on the fly is second to none! Keep up the great work, with mucho HUGPOUNCEZZ to you & yours from all of us here at Team Bartilucci H.Q.! And you know, I’m wondering if Stoic Lion is right; it might all be a frame-up!

Rip? How long can you tread water?

Now, now, Rip. Even Einstein had to deal with math classes. The important thing is you now have a chance to stop a no-good pirate from having Bliss.