Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 13, 2011
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Cactus: Linc, this is Rip and Dutch Haywire - I trust 'em like I trust authentic Mexican food to not have enough cheese! Linc: No time to bash ethnic chow, gents! I can't find the agents I assigned to guard this ranch! Meanwhile our puppy seems to have spotted something in the newly laid snow - Puppy: Bark-bark-bark-woof! Linc: What's that pup - Rip: It's a trip wire! Everybody get down! Dutch: Am I ever going to get some cider donuts!?
Authentic Mexican food often has NO cheese, which is as it should be.