Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 14, 2011

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Rip: If this place is rigged with a trip wire, why didn't we explode like an internet cat video? Dutch: Let's go find out. Rip: The wire wraps up the porch and into the 2nd story. And there's the bomb! The trip wire set off a timer, and it's ticking down! Dutch: We're downstairs, Rip - did we walk into a trap or what? Rip: Get out! This whole dump is a microwave, and we're the frozen hot pockets! Dutch: Just for the record, I didn't raise him as a child.