Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 23, 2011
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Transcript:
Cobra: Rip, I dated Linc just to make you jealous. It was childish. I love you - the truth is - I'm never going to find a man who knows how to make my heart explode along with the bad guys' heads. Is that a blood diamond? Are you telling me that our next mission is taking us to South Africa? Rip: Th-this is much more dangerous, and it came from Jared!
If they ever find the time between adventures to get married—I picture them as a married couple like Mr. Incredible & Elasti-Girl—NOT Daisy Mae & Lil Abner—because the biggest thing Cobra and Rip have in common is their love for danger. Peanut M&M’s being a very close second.