Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 26, 2012
January 25, 2012
January 27, 2012
Transcript:
Goons: We must have shot this old geezer harder than we thought. He's deader than Anna Faris' career! Toss 'im out in the woods for the bears. Cobra: Show some respect! You could at least put him in the barn, and make the bears work for it! Goon: Fine. Do what she says. I'm betting all this won't matter unless Haywire breaks Axe Jefferson out of the hoosegow. Fawn: I've learned never to bet against a Haywire. Goons: Milo, you know workplace bets are against regulations! Shut up, Clyde. If you tell HR, I'll let them know who's been stealing all the pens.
Veridian almost 13 years ago
YES!!!!!!!! Dan! You! ROCK! GiNormous HUGPOUNCESZZZZ!!! and “Haywire High Fives” for Everybody! Panel Five is The. Best. EVER! Fawn has it Right: Never bet against a Haywire (Or Our Man Thompson) Have a Great Day Y’all! :-) :-) :-) !!!
palepink Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Anna who?
Ottodesu almost 13 years ago
Hooh! Couldn’t sleep until finding out …
StoicLion1973 almost 13 years ago
Don’t count Dutch out yet!
punchydugan almost 13 years ago
To quote a citizen of Metropolis in Superman 2 “Man this is gonna be good!!”
Kydex29 almost 13 years ago
Oh, yeahhh… goin’ Dutch!
DorianKTB almost 13 years ago
Veridian, we of Team Bartilucci couldn’t have said it better ourselves! Dutch is still “in Dutch,” but he’s not licked yet! Have a great day, fellow Haywire Hooligans, and keep up the great work, Dan!
blackman2732 almost 13 years ago
Anna Faris was the lead actress in the “Scary Movie” films. They were comedies by the Wayans that made fun of the “Scream” movies.
Dragoncat almost 13 years ago
YESSSS!!! Once again, Dutch Haywire proves he’s Ford Tough!!!Those must be some pens…
LordDogmore almost 13 years ago
Them boys is bout to experience a “NIght of the living Dutch”If’n they had any “BRRAAIIINNS” they hightail it outta there.
Linda Solomon almost 13 years ago
HUGPOUNCESZZZZ
Dragoncat almost 13 years ago
To Quote from Cecil Turtle (before racing Bugs Bunny to Grant’s Tomb)…“There’s still time to place a wager, folks.”
Randyt8 almost 13 years ago
They don’t know it yet, but, they’re going to be either ripped to shreds or in dutch with the law, they just spilled the beans without knowing it.
CoBass almost 13 years ago
“I see dead people. Walking and carrying guns and talking tough.”