Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 20, 2012
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June 21, 2012
Transcript:
Rip dreams of teenage fun time-haywire style. Rip: Dang it! The heat singed off my upper-lip fuzz. Goodbye, sweet mustachio! Ka-splashy! Meanwhile Man: Her grandmother will pay the ransom - the money will arrive at midnight! Pirate: Good! If I have to listen to her sing any longer - I shoot myself! Cobra: I'm crazy for you... touch me once and you'll know it's true - (weep!)
Oh ! The HORROR! A Madonna Melody Miserably Mangled by a Mawkish, Moping, Maladjusted Teenaged Gun Moll in Training?!? I’d Seriously consider Shooting Someone too! (Makes more sense to Shoot Her and Put Her Outta My Misery Though….I’m Just Sayin’….:-) HUGPOUNCESZZZ! Have a Good’un Y’all!