Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 21, 2012
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Transcript:
Rip hypnotized to remember a dangerous teenage romantic meeting with cobra. Rip: That's the pirates' den! I can smell scurvy from a mile away. The girl's in that tent! I've got to remember that she's totally gross and not the softest, most bewitching thing ever! There's my distraction - haywire style! Move it! Out cold! She's been chloroformed! Cobra: (Snore) Hunky dockers (snore) kiss me! I want to make Luke Sky-walker jealous! (Snore)
Ummmm Dan? Didn’t Princess Leia Kiss Luke (Skywalker) to Make Han Solo Jealous?!? I’m a bit Confuzzled! HUGPOUNCESZZZ! for the Haywire Hooligang! (Great one Dorian! :-)