Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 27, 2012

Transcript:

Rip: There go the escape pods. I've got to find Cobra and get out of here fast! Goldie: I knew you'd be coming for her - it's me you should've loved, not Cobra! Rip: Goldie! Just because I dumped you and you started skull in revenge doesn't mean we can't be friends. Goldie: Your wife destroyed the skull mainframe. My empire is in ruins! Plus I'm having a bad hair day! But she'll pay for it with death! Cobra: Rip, don't take this the wrong way, but I hate your family. Mother: Ooo, can I watch? I've always wanted to watch my daughter-in-law die!