Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 09, 2013
Transcript:
TNT: If Cobra's the queen of the Polynesian pirates, how come she went to South America? Rip: Because she needs Crystal's help to be queen! And Crystal's in a sexy south american prison! Meanwhile in the amazon... Crystal: Cobra! I knew you'd come! I broke out of prison to meet you. Cobra: You realize pirate queen interns make no money, Crystal. Crystal: It's OK, I'm just in it for the evil and the endless supply of fanta!
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