Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 04, 2013
Transcript:
Master: Ah Haywire, you have no idea how long I've waited for this moment! Rip: Are you still upset about that scar I gave you? It was years ago! Master: You destroyed my peripheral vision! I had to give up my basketball scholarship and go to trade school! And now I have the chance to ruin your life like George Lucas ruined "star wars"! Rip: Cobra? I came to save you, and this is the thanks I get? Cobra: Rip, remember what the couples' counselor said - you've got to stop trusting me!
Heck, I figured after all this time, Cobra and Rip are somehow getting used to Cobra’s double-crossing as a sort of crazy love game! :-)