Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 04, 2013
June 03, 2013
June 05, 2013
Transcript:
Master: Ah Haywire, you have no idea how long I've waited for this moment! Rip: Are you still upset about that scar I gave you? It was years ago! Master: You destroyed my peripheral vision! I had to give up my basketball scholarship and go to trade school! And now I have the chance to ruin your life like George Lucas ruined "star wars"! Rip: Cobra? I came to save you, and this is the thanks I get? Cobra: Rip, remember what the couples' counselor said - you've got to stop trusting me!
Randy B Premium Member over 11 years ago
Time obviously runs differently for the tubby guy than for Rip. Or else he has aged really, really badly: losing height, hair, and physique.
Veridian over 11 years ago
Pigglesnorted over the George Lucas barb in Panel 3! Good Job Dan.
johnrussco over 11 years ago
Breezy to the rescue? maybe not.
edclectic over 11 years ago
A long time ago in a comic strip far, far away…
mabrndt Premium Member over 11 years ago
Yeah, Lucas ruined Star Wars so bad, Disney only paid him $4B. I think he can retire comfortably on that.
tototu over 11 years ago
Porky dropped his gat in panel 3
alleyoops Premium Member over 11 years ago
If you can’t trust your wife, who can you trust?
DorianKTB over 11 years ago
Heck, I figured after all this time, Cobra and Rip are somehow getting used to Cobra’s double-crossing as a sort of crazy love game! :-)