Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 23, 2013

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Rip Haywire Rip: Her name is Cobra Carson and she's as hot as those girls in the vintage comic books. We met on the French riviera... Cobra's French riviera fashion Viper up your hairstyle Dangerous swimsuit accessories by: Heather Gould Portland, or Sugar N' spices in this slit cut red evening gown with pearl necklace by: Judy Boyington New Hartford, CT Rip: Jeepers! Cobra: Are you Rip Haywire? The big strong man guarding that beautiful piedmont diamond from a wicked thief known as the cobra? Cobra's faux fur cape by: Ruthie Noone Chelmsford, MA Dressed to steal your heart that is in this checkered Mary Anne Grimes Colorado Springs, CO If looks could kill in this combat blouse and slacks by Kari Crane Napa Valley, CA Rip: Yes ma'am, now as intoxicating as you are, I must ask you to move along, at any minute the cobra could strike and I wouldn't want a gentle fawn like yourself to get caught in the crossfire of good guy/ bad guy gunplay. Cobra's stunning pearls steal the show by:Faith Britch St. Albans, VT Cobra: You mean, any minute that wicked thief the cobra could sneak up on you and steal this beautiful diamond? Rip: He could try, ma'am, but I've yet to meet my match in the field of danger. Cobra: Then let me introduce myself: I'm your match! Good night, handsome! Crack Rip: Zowie! They're going to kick me out of the adventurer's club for this! Cobra's pearl handle gun butt looks elegant with a dash of Rip's blood on it by: Shannyn Quinn Burlington, NC