Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 13, 2013
August 12, 2013
August 14, 2013
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Forget ambien and try Haywire P.M. Tahiti Jones: GAAH! I haven't asked my doctor if it's right for me! Rip Haywire: I'm glad you're all right, TNT. TNT: All right? I haven't had a daiquiri in weeks! Rip Haywire: Tahiti Jnes has breezy. Cobra is... TNT: You don't need to say it. She's being Cobra. Rip Haywire: We need to get that tiki so Jones never gets his chubby hands on it. TNT: Speaking of the wishing tiki. 4 Words... olympic sized bacon pool.
Chithing Premium Member over 11 years ago
I could learn to enjoy swimming in bacon.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 11 years ago
Rip: “No! Bad enough you consume alcohol on a tri-daily basis. Now you want to swim in something that’ll cog your arteries?!”
PMark over 11 years ago
I’m still predicting that they will not be able to find the tiki.
mntim over 11 years ago
There would an oil slick on the water.
asklud over 11 years ago
I’d hate to see all of the disclaimers for using a Haywire PM…!
johnrussco over 11 years ago
now, that’s a good boy ; that TNT now in real, life Rip would have a good pal that would steal TNT then get Rip a cool smart talking Labrador or ch.Bay retriever that would hunt down TNT and rescue him. but while in captive TNT went through Smart Dog Training everyday for weeks and weeks. And that’s what made him such a better pooch. … lol
Kerovan over 11 years ago
It wouldn’t be all it’s cracked up to be. Just ask Krosp, emperor of all cats, in Girl Genius.
lecrenb over 11 years ago
Maybe TNT should wish for snausage daiquiris?
blackman2732 over 11 years ago
Mmmm. Bacon.
rvonluchen over 11 years ago
If they have a wishing tiki then they could wish TNT had courage.
Dragoncat over 11 years ago
Just be thankful that Haywire PM does not taste like Buckley’s!
Greg Johnston over 11 years ago
Man, I’m eating a ham sandwich right now… and wishing it was bacon!