Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 14, 2013
October 13, 2013
October 15, 2013
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Feng, you were nearly turned into shish kebab. Why would someone want to kill you? Feng Shui Kelly: I believe they wanted my pinky ring. Rip Haywire: No offense, but those went out with Tony Soprano. Feng Shui Kelly: It is a powerful ring... the orient is a very mystical place, Mr. Haywire... Rip Haywire: The lights went out! Feng Shui Kelly: I beliefe there is flashlight over here... Cobra Carson: Since when does a thigh feel like a flashlight, Feng.
Try to turn on the “headlights”, and the armored vest won’t save you.