Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 27, 2013

Transcript:

Breezy: You're going to be the Sheriff of Starlight? Rip Haywire: Just until the mayor can find someone else. He just put something up on craigslist. Breezy: Well, for the record, I love a man in uniform. Cobra Carson: So do I. Rip Haywire: And now I'm wishing I hadn't left my kevlar vest at the bottom of my suitcase.