Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 28, 2013
December 27, 2013
December 29, 2013
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: What are you doing here, Cobra? Cobra Carson: I hate to be alone on New Year's Eve. Breezy: You're totally invited to the big holiday dance, as long as you stay 30 feet away from Rip! Cobra Carson: You'll need more than just ridiculous hair to stop me. Can you handle it, strawberry shortcake? Breezy: (Squeel!) I'm so happy you're here! Cobra Carson: Me too! Rip Haywire: Here we go again. TNT: We're gonna need to add more rum to the party punch!
I feel sorry for poor Rip. About the only way he knows how to solve any problem is to use explosives or his fists — preferably both. That ain’t gonna work here.
Who knew that Cobra and Breezy would become such fast friends? I bet even Dan Thompson didn’t.