Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 29, 2013

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Narrator: One hazardous journey later... Cobra Carson: This is amazing! This island isn't on any map, but the compass led us right to it. I still don't understand why you needed the your low-rent Scooby Doo for this. TNT: Speaking of low rent, which street corner did he pick you up on, honey? Rip Haywire: Zip it, you two. We're about to head into a dark jungle predators are attracted to witty repartee. Cobra Carson: Look! A village! TNT: Yeah, the village of the damned: Polynesian Style. Rip Haywire: Ok, I'll try to be optimistic- maybe the skulls on the spears symbolize love and peace? TNT: Are you sure the compass points this way? Rip Haywire: 'Fraid so. Maybe we can travel around it using the jungle as cover. Cobra Carson: Lead the way, Orbitz. Goop! the sooner we get away from the cannibal outlet mall the better. TNT: W-what if they have lo-jack on these things! Rip Haywire: Phew! Good thing headhunters hate landscaping, looks like we need to grand theft auto one of those-