Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 13, 2015
March 12, 2015
March 14, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Breezy, where can I get a job that pays well and allows me to pummel goons? Breezy: I'm sure if you ask Uncle Spur nicely, he could find something for you. Rip Haywire: I want the sheriff's job back, Spur. Pronto. Spur: Can't do it. Boy, unless you get elected. But there is one department that needs help. Rip Haywire: Sweet! Spur: You don't start 'em, Rip. You put 'em out. Rip Haywire: Oh.
The only way Rip is going to put out fires will be to blow them out with C-4.