Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 28, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: So what are you doing on this remote mountainside, Bub? Man: I came to hunt treasure, but instead I found only pants-staining terror! You sved me, so I'll give you some advice. If you know what's good for you... never go up there. Rip Haywire: Oh, c'mon, you're totally daring me to go up there. Man: What are you talking about? It's death to go up there, man! Certain gooey, sticky death! Rip Haywire: There you go again!
Gooey sticky death? Must be a boiling ocean of marshmallow creme. I’ll get the graham crackers and Hershey bars and be right with you Rip!