Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 21, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: It all happened so suddenly! We were dropping off cargo for the mission... when bam! Out of nowhere came these pirates. Rip Haywire: Luke? Who's Luke? Breezy: Luke put up a fight, but we were no match or Fiji Jones' men. My mechanic. Well, my boyfriend. Rip Haywire: Boyfriend? Well, he's probably dead now, so sense dwelling on the past!
Well, we’ve already seen two women fight over Rip. Now let’s meet this Luke character, heat up some buttered popcorn and watch the fun.