Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 22, 2015
May 21, 2015
May 23, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: You've got a boyfriend? How serious are you two? Breezy: The pirates have found us! Run, everyone! Get down, you nut! Your massive head is like a lighthouse for bullets! Rip Haywire: Boyfriend? Breezy: Get down! Great. He's even better lookin' up close. Is his chin bigger than mine? Snap out of it!
Any change that her boyfriend Luke might have been known in an alternate reality as Duke. And Rip gets to say the line “Luke, you are my father”?