Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 17, 2015
August 16, 2015
August 18, 2015
Transcript:
Breezy: TNT, get out of here! I've been captured by Pirates! TNT: So I've heard Rip wanted me to stay close. Breezy: They're taking me to some kind of milling camp... I think that's where all those townsfolk were taken. TNT: Don't worry, Breezy! Rip's got things under control! Probably! Narrator: Meanwhile, remember the assassin who is after Rip and Breezy? Man 1: The tall man with the jaw of iron is this way. Man 2: Why does the Hawaiian talk like that? He sounds like a robot cowboy! Man 3: Duh. The best hit men never talk like normal people, Barry!
Because the only natives that Hollywood is familiar with all speak like Tonto [tv series and crap movie].