Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 18, 2015
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Transcript:
Man: In you go with the rest of our captives, Red! Breezy: Hey, easy with the hair! I don't wake up looking like this, you know! Yikes! These people are more Zombified than a crowd at an Adam Sandler movie! I've got to get out of here! Where's Rip? R.J: Rip, it looks like the Pirates have made camp. Rip Haywire: Mental (Huff-puff) note... don't ever try to follow pirates in jeeps on foot again.
If it was that last, Adam Sandler movie, then they should also be drooling and crying!