Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 26, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: How many people went down during the big pirate fight? 10? 30? Breezy: Let's see, there was you annnnd... Well, there was you and then... TNT: If it helps, I think I might have sprained my tail while tucking it between my legs. Breezy: Hmm. I think you were the only man down.
If this is an alternate reality, TNT really ought to be more brave.